Cocktail napkins printed with “Totally Screwed”
Made in California since 1961

Cocktail Napkin-Totally Screwed

$7.00
✓ Ships from our Novato warehouse
●Made in California. Designed, patented and built by the same family since 1961.
●Refills never discontinued. An opener bought twenty years ago still takes the cartridge we sell today.
●Direct from the manufacturer. Not a marketplace reseller, so you get the real thing and our warranty.

“Totally screwed.” The last of the corkscrew series, and usually the last of the evening.

It is the one that comes out when the second bottle is already open and nobody is driving. Judge the room, then deploy.

Cocktail napkins are the one piece of a party nobody plans and everybody uses. These get picked up, read, and put back down face-up so the next person sees them — which is more than a plain white napkin will ever do for you.

Printed on soft, absorbent cocktail-napkin stock. Part of the same range as our bar towels.

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A family business that still makes the thing it invented.
Est. 1961

A family business that still makes the thing it invented.

It started in a workshop in 1961. Three generations later the family still holds the patent, still runs the line in Novato, California, and still packs the cartridges that go in the box.

That is why the refills never disappear, why an opener bought years ago still takes a standard cartridge, and why the thing feels like it was made by someone who cared.

1961Family owned since
CaliforniaWhere the opener is made
4.6★Across the range